new campaign promise request

now, I'm not usually one to let off fits of rage, leaving that to mr buddy, however, certain events this morning compel me to do so.

I've decided I will vote for whichever candidate promises to enact a no asshole law. (kudos to Robot Chicken for making this into a wonderful stop-motion animation reality).

If there was such a law, it would apply to the gay tool talking to the ugly starbux barista at great lengths about how every movie since Ben Hur has failed to live up to it's expectations, be as good as it's previous versions, be dark enough to practice exhibitionist oral sex, etc. as such, I would have perfectly within my right to take this asshole, drag him behind the counter, shove the latte steamer into the ftont of his trousers and steam his nuts like so many oysters at my second favorite tavern .

the barista i would let live. she's just doing her job. i blame starbux for their new policy on being nice to every customer. it unamerican is what it is. here's the deal: it sucks to serve people. i know, many of you probably know as well. you have to pretend to be nice while people treat you like crap and you get paid like crap for it. the only saving grace has always been the option to treat a tool like he deserves - like a tool. take that away, and what do you have left? spitting in my coffee when i'm not looking, that's what. I don't know about you, but I don't think the best part of waking up is the Special Edition Starbux Fair Trade Ugly Barista Spit Guatamalan Antigua bland in my cup...

nuff said. now ima gonna drink my coffee.

ps - going to see the new Indy flick tonight. will attempt to record the movie in 17 second clips on my cell phone and post them on my blog. please stay tuned.