the most bizarre trip to disneyland ever

so, took the wife to d.land for mothers day, along with one of my son's friends and his parents, who don't speak much english. as we're sitting there having our awkward half spanish half english (i gotta learn spanish!) breakfast "conversation", this apparently drunken filipino woman comes up and starts giving us a minute by minute agenda of what we should do with our day at disney. if ever there was a "had to be there" minute, this was it.

later, there was the extremely awkward situation when my wife caught me checking out mrs. incredible shaking her thing during the parade. man, was she pissed off.

luckily, there was beer to lubricate the day's tenseness. ahh, beer. the cause of, and solution to, all life's problems. (paraphrased from Homer Simpson)